HOGG completes the 30 day Conan Exiles grief mission 2 days early as Funcom issues new rules specifically for HOGG along with permanent bans.

Final statistics:

March 29: Server rank #50. HOGG entered #1935. Queue times to log into full server.

April 17: Server rank #135. Funcom issues new rules on the forums and alerts at game login.

April 27: Server Rank over #312. Permanent bans received 2 days ahead of schedule. Max players online not including HOGG: 4.

HOGG's superior understanding of the gimp brain is what allowed us to complete this grief mission with such efficiency (threshold for victory was reached 2 weeks ago). Everything that we encountered on #1935 was typical gimp behavior which was easily predictable.

HOGG is enjoying a victory lap across server #1935. Nine days have passed since the threshold for grief success were shattered, and the server statistics indicate the rank of #1935 is now plummeting at freefall speed.

Day after day we continue to set new lows for player counts, with yesterday's peak concurrent player count barely hitting double digits at 10. The average player count was 4, at least half of that being HOGG players. The server continues to die more and more every day as previous player return to see if the HOGG terror is gone, only to find that their base is decayed and they are trapped behind a spike wall in the spawn area.

Upon initial landing, Official PVP Server #1935 was ranked #58 out of all servers. At this time, the server is now at rank #239 according to Battlemetrics. Official PVP Server #1935 is dead and it's only a matter of time before HOGG is banned after the innumerable amounts of reports from crying gimps to Gportal. Of course, for a griefer, a ban or suspension is always the goal as it is validation of our grief efforts. HOGG will continue to clean the map of gimp structures and cultivate grief from the few remaining gimps.

HOGG has passed the threshold for victory on Conan Exiles server #1935.

Within the past 48 hours, over 10 clans were wiped from the server and their bases destroyed. While HOGG was removing dozens of players from the server, grief-stricken clans of 7+ players wasted over 500 bombs destroying decoy HOGG structures. Despite having not played the game in over 2 years, our old grief tactic of distracting the easily-griefed large clans who think they are good at PvP while wiping all small clans on the server was a success again. The predictability of the retard-gimps was undeniable.

At the time of writing this entry into the book of grief, the player population (not including HOGG and the large 7+ man grief victim clan) is roughly 4-5. This is during peak PvP siege hours. Extensive scanning of the map has revealed nothing but empty shells of bases that HOGG has destroyed. One remaining clan who has wasted several hundred hours PvE'ing to make bombs for sieging HOGG remains, only out of shear anger against HOGG for getting griefed. They are completely oblivious to the fact that their entire playtime over the last 10 days has been dictated and controlled by HOGG. Current estimates are roughly 2,500+ cumulative man hours and over 2,000 dragonpowder has been wasted. This has added exponential levels of grief to what has been cultivated by HOGG.

Our capstone grief technique for finishing off Conan Exiles servers will begin implementation tomorrow. At this time there is nothing that even a 10 man clan can achieve against the coming grief.

Conan Exiles grief reached a near all-time high today after a highly productive witching (siege) hour.

Several bases were wiped completely off the map and new HOGG expansions were made all across various zones.

Estimations indicate that over 500 dragonpowder has been wasted on HOGG over the last 48 hours by various grief-stricken retard gimps on the server. They continue to hit HOGG decoy structures (we mentioned the predictability of these gimps in the previous update) and fail to make any noticeable impact on grief operations. These retard gimps are foregoing personal hygeine and sleep in order to PVE for animal hide and tar all day and night to make dragonpowder to hit HOGG. Their entire existence revolves around HOGG, and they cannot stop thinking about HOGG even while they are not in game. Some of these retard gimps are no longer logging in on a daily basis and making up lies about playing on other servers in order to cover for their grief. These are some of the highest form of grief victims that a griefer can cultivate, and these are only possible in survival games where a gimps time translates directly to in-game items.

In our "Inside the Mind of a Gimp" series on Youtube, we have covered the concepts of "fast gimps" and "slow gimps." Fast gimps are gimps that try to resist getting griefed at first, but then quickly realize that victory is not possible and abandon ship to continue a fun and easy gaming experience on another server or game. "Slow gimps" are trapped by their own defective brains into thinking that HOGG can be defeated through traditional means, and end up completely wasting vast amounts of their time in order to preserve some imaginary "status" that they attempt to uphold. They are completely unaware of the fact that they are being griefed.

By now, all of the fast gimps have left the server. This is the reason behind the sharp population drop in the last 10 days. From this point forward, excluding any new gimps that join the server, HOGG is exacting compounding grief on the retard slow-gimps that remain on the server.