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Stupid Gimps
Someone Got Griefed
HOGG4LIFE
Stupid Gimps

Grief Updates

June 11, 2021: HOOD Presents Fresh Batch of Un-griefed Gimps for HOGG

HOOD has been invaded by a single HOGG, exploiting obvious lack of of a functional votekicking system in their 4v4 battlegrounds system.

After 48 hours of near-constant grief, it's apparent that these gimps have never encountered an actual griefer before. This is leading to near-unprecedented levels of grief via the in-game voice chat function.

Several highlights and clips have been made on the official HOGG Twitch page, one noteworthy display of a grief-stricken mind can be observed here:


April 27, 2020 - Final Conan Exiles Update (Server #1935)

HOGG completes the 30 day Conan Exiles grief mission 2 days early as Funcom issues new rules specifically for HOGG along with permanent bans.


Final statistics:

March 29: Server rank #50. HOGG entered #1935. Queue times to log into full server.

April 17: Server rank #135. Funcom issues new rules on the forums and alerts at game login.

April 27: Server Rank over #312. Permanent bans received 2 days ahead of schedule. Max players online not including HOGG: 4.

HOGG's superior understanding of the gimp brain is what allowed us to complete this grief mission with such efficiency (threshold for victory was reached 2 weeks ago). Everything that we encountered on #1935 was typical gimp behavior which was easily predictable.

April 24, 2020 - Conan Exiles Update (Server #1935)

HOGG is enjoying a victory lap across server #1935. Nine days have passed since the threshold for grief success were shattered, and the server statistics indicate the rank of #1935 is now plummeting at freefall speed.

Day after day we continue to set new lows for player counts, with yesterday's peak concurrent player count barely hitting double digits at 10. The average player count was 4, at least half of that being HOGG players. The server continues to die more and more every day as previous player return to see if the HOGG terror is gone, only to find that their base is decayed and they are trapped behind a spike wall in the spawn area.

Upon initial landing, Official PVP Server #1935 was ranked #58 out of all servers. At this time, the server is now at rank #239 according to Battlemetrics. Official PVP Server #1935 is dead and it's only a matter of time before HOGG is banned after the innumerable amounts of reports from crying gimps to Gportal. Of course, for a griefer, a ban or suspension is always the goal as it is validation of our grief efforts. HOGG will continue to clean the map of gimp structures and cultivate grief from the few remaining gimps.

Grief Missions

What games are being griefed by HOGG?
Current Hood Watch Grief Live
Future Target Undisclosed

Grief Ticker

Grief Victims
Twitch/Youtube Grief
Bans/Suspensions Received
Games Destroyed
Die Gimp!
- DannyHOGG
It's all bronze
-ThorHOGG
Let them win. Almost over.
-BakmudHOGG